…and that’s what my business cards will eventually read. I am a blog recluse in the sense that I hardly ever blog but I will shortly be resuming my normal end-of-the-month service đ
edit: the title is hugely misleading and makes little to no grammatical sense but whatever, I always write them first. Technically I’m an anti-recluse. Rant over.
I haven’t reviewed anything in a little while (although I have The Drums coming up in a few weeks, gah!) so here are some links to my reviews for a gig which I went to recently in my uni town…
How to be better than Fearne Cotton with a cherry on top* – Â myths about student radio plus my first three late night playlists
...I really don't take myself very seriously...promise...
*it’s fairly easy tbh
So, you may well ask, what have I been doing with myself? I’m a recent convert to student radio since coming to uni, having previously thought of it in fairly pejorative terms. Some myths to clear up on that one…
Myth number 1 – you don’t have to say anything relevant because hardly anyone is listening, and if they are then they won’t be relying on you as a major news outlet.
Mythbusting – yes and no. It’s true that audience figures probably won’t be anything higher than the number of hot dinners you’ve had this week divided by the number of drunk Dominos orders you wish you hadn’t. That said, there is still a sense of responsibility to the listener, so aimlessly rambling on about your week probably isn’t going to get you that Sony award. Conversely, sounding like a self-important LBC compere is just as pointless. So I’m straddling somewhere in the middle, and trying to convey how  passionate I actually am about music.
Myth number 2 – you have to play commercial music all of the time.Â
Mythbusting – if you’re in a daytime slot then perhaps it may be the case that you are asked to play a specific amount of tracks from A/B/C lists, but that means that there is still some room to manoeuvre. I applied for, and was given, a late night slot which fits my night owl personality as well as allowing me to play whatever I want, e.g.: an eclectic mix of 70s, 80s and 90s gems, new indie music and electronic bits and bobs.
Myth number 3 – student radio isn’t professional standard.
Mythbusting – Obviously the training provided by student stations won’t be the same depth as commercial training or accredited certificates, however it is often hugely relevant and high quality. Learning about how to use a mixing desk and operate programmes, even if they’re inferior/different to those which you may find in a work environment, is always going to provide you with transferable knowledge anyway… As for the standard of output, that depends on the presenter and their own knowledge and commitment I suppose. No pressure for a self-titled teen freelance music journalist then…
Norgaard - The VaccinesÂ
My Everything - The ThirstÂ
Video Games - Lana Del ReyÂ
Come As You Are - Little RoyÂ
7th Date - SpectralsÂ
Punching In a Dream - The Naked and FamousÂ
Avenging Angels - SpaceÂ
So Far So Long - BB BrunesÂ
Ain't Nobody - Clare MaguireÂ
Lipgloss - PulpÂ
Either / Or - Elliott SmithÂ
Don't Rush - Tegan and Sara
Lullaby - The Cure
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me - U2
Wake Up - O. Chapman
Follaton Wood - Ben Howard
Dna - The Kills
Hotel California - The Cat Empire
Hounds Of Love - Kate Bush
Bad Feeling - Veronica Falls
You Do Something To Me - The Kinks
Duck Egg Blue - The Kabeedies
Somewhere In My Heart - Aztec Camera
Shady Lane - Pavement
Once Around the Block - Badly Drawn Boy
Cavern - Liquid Liquid
Road to Recovery - Midnight Juggernauts
Breathe Me In - Sam Brookes
Heart Cooks Brain - Modest Mouse
Sentinal Bloom - SCUM
Phantom Limb - The Shins
Forget You All the Time - Cloud Nothings
Get Lost - Tom Waits
You Make My Dreams - Hall & Oates
Bottle Up and Explode! - Elliott Smith
So Light Is Her Footfall - AIR
69 Fanny Street - The Peth
This Is the Day - The The
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Recommendations are welcome for my show, which is on purpleradio.co.uk on Thursdays from 11pm to midnight đÂ
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Vice mag gets geeky *guffaw*
That looks like it says gruffalo doesn’t it? Anyhow… it’s been a while since I tuned into Vice’s vids, but here’s something which caught my eye, probably because I’m a huge anime nerd at heart…
A Dragon Con Odyssey – now on MotherboardÂ
Do you know what Dragon Con is? Nor me. But Vice do. Cosplayers are usually more likely to fit into a “Don’t” page in the mag, but on their shiny Motherboard video site you can find out about the intriguing traditions and heartwarming stories behind the ridiculous masks, silly wigs and awe-inspiring accessories courtesy of Vice’s comics editor Nick Gazin, who visited Atlanta’s annual comic convention. As with all Vice documentaries, there are the usual suspects (strange paedos and socially inept obsessives do feature) which are offset by oddities such as a goth band with an obvious Depeche Mode influence and a run in with Carrie Fisher which is more than a little Borat-esque. A must watch for nerds and jocks alike, which can be seen here.Â
HJ
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This month I’ve been…
Watching: Top Boy (as was half of the free world I’m sure)
Reading: The Sealed Letter – Emma DonoghueÂ
Eating: too much, all of the timeÂ
The only monster FIB review in the blogosphere… it’s taken me a while to sit down and write, but now that I’m no longer employed for the summer here you go! Also heading to Underage this Friday with The Fly so keep your eyes peeled. HJ x
W hat would make a self-confessed camping virgin travel hundreds of miles to do battle with insects and pop-up tents (or slow cookers, as they should be known)? The 16th outing of FIB, of course. Known simply as Benicassim to most of us lazy Brits, this is one annual festival that isnât really worth a comparison with the UK circuit. The holiday vibe at the site in Southern Spain is a million miles away from the mud and orienteering of Worthy Farm, and rather than being cooped up like livestock we had a town to explore, beaches to visit, and supermarkets to raid for chorizo, horchata and, erm, deodorant.
Besides the music, there were also film screenings (missed as was at the beach), a fashion show (again, at the beach) and even the chance to take part in university-accredited courses such as music journalism (shouldâve left the beach for that one). The main USP of travelling hundreds of miles is that there are warmer climes to enjoy until about 7pm, before returning to the campsite and inducing artificial insomnia via cheap sangria in preparation for the 2am headliners. Lovely organiser Vince Power even chucks in a eight free days of camping. This year, the 4 day event went something like this:
Jueves/Thursday
After a day spent exploring cultural sites (the beach and the supermarket bread aisle, respectively) we headed back for Paolo Nutiniâs set on the main (Maravillas) stage. Seemingly tipsy (please donât sue me for libel!) as he stepped onto stage, the Scottish croonerâs set was not only 1940s OAP but also decidedly DOA. With two multi-platinum albums behind him, the bar was high for Paolo who peaked early with crowd-pleasers âJenny Donât Be Hastyâ and âThese Streetsâ. Seemingly going through the motions for the mostly British crowd, he deviated from tried and tested material just once for a quick flirtation with âOver and Overâ, a Hot Chip cover. Overall, Nutini brought the foot-tapping and limb-shaking music we all expected and delivered it with soul, but there was something repetitive and spent about the set that only a true groupies, sorry fans, could ignore.
Paolo Nutini onstage at FIB (image copyright of Fiberfib)
Drum and bass devotees came together for Chase and Status, who were headlining the Fiberfib.com stage. Touchingly, MC Rage catered for the amnesiacs among us by screaming âChase and FUCKING Statusâ between numbers. From the first African-accented word of opener âNo Problemâ, to the Asiatic scarefest Eastern Jam and intermittent commands to âbounceâ, right through to closing track âFool Yourselfâ, the pairâs reputation for delivering an energy-packed and unpredictable live experience was sealed. Twenty years on and boasting another Liam, I think weâve found an act who will become as definitive as The Prodigy (whose seminal hit ‘Firestarter’ still rocked the dance stage during a DJ set some 15 years on…).
Continuing the dubstep mood of Thursday night we went back to the Maravillas for Pendulum, who pleased a mostly Antipodean and British crowd with the material which everyone wanted to hear. Closing with Watercolour from last album Immersion, they declared the crowd to have been âfucking brilliantâ (oh we were).
This look is the definitive "our mood swings are more swingy than a swingy thing, like a Pendulum" and explains how one of the worst names ever was conceived
On the Fibclub stage, I caught a negligable amount of Crystal Fighters’ set, which is a shame because watching happy people dance to “we were born to be alone, everybody all alone” would have totally smacked of postmodernist irony and would have made writing a blog so much easier. Still, I’m seeing them later in the year so I can dance/write polemics then.
Viernes/Friday
Friday night was spent exclusively at the Maravillas, where Brandon Flowers, Elbow, The Strokes and Friendly Fires were top of the bill. I chose the showers over Flowers, but three out of four ainât bad and I heard most of his set from the campsite. Unfortunately for the Killers’ man, the unanimous highpoint was âMr Brightsideâ (a track which his band played at last yearâs FIB) rather than anything from his own foray into solo artistry, Flamingo.
Illustrative purposes only
Elbow provided  a high point of the weekend, delivering their music with passion as well as a high level concern for the wellbeing of fans that was often absent elsewhere. Whilst kicking, beer-spilling and even cartwheeling in crowds is commonplace, frontman Guy Garvey was having none of it, instructing fans to move back to prevent a crush. Although there was none of the tomfoolery seen at their Glasto performance (backwards Mexican wave, anybody?), tracks like âGrounds For Divorceâ and epic closer âOne Day Like Thisâ were raw Mancunian slices of indie rock ‘n’roll. The relationship between the North West of England and Eastern Spain is surely back up to par, after fellow Mancs Oasis caused a furor over sound problems  at the fest in 09.
Fresh from work on their latest LP, âAnglesâ, The Strokes had six new tracks in their roster alongside higher octane classics such as âJuiceboxâ and âYou Only Live Onceâ. Their set was well-received, although the loudest cheers were heard (rather predictably) for âLast Niteâ. Ten years on and its still causing a commotion,  with âUnder Cover of Darknessâ and âMachu Picchuâ falling short of such appreciation. I can only analogise this situation to playing Strokes Top Trumps – would a Julian beat an Albert? Subjective.
Topping off Friday were the boys from Friendly Fires, who lived up to their agreeable moniker. Returning to the festival with a higher profile (the band played the FiberFib.com stage two years ago),  they attracted fans in their droves with their early hours set. Swishing and trying out fancy footwork to âHawaiian Airâ, the atmosphere was as magical and jaunty as current album Pala, although much like The Strokes it was an older favourite (âParisâ) which brought out the best in the crowd. Still, they got to show off their creativity and charm which has ensnared the mainstream and permeated the charts of late, much as they did here  a few days later.
SĂĄbado/Saturday
Saturday was a bit of a blur, probably due to the phrase âuno Heineken por favorâ. Hours of beach and a snack or two later, it was time for some cutesy folkpop-by-numbers from ukulele-wiedling Mumford and Sons, who paved the way for Arctic Monkeys, giving Benicassim their all. Mumfords were one of many acts who attempted to engage with the crowds in both Spanish and English (n’aww). Luckily we could rely on the artists in showing gratitude towards the locality which – let’s face it – isn’t always the top priority for us (litter-dropping, beer-swigging) fans…
Anyway, I digress… After a few years out on the road regurgitating their first three records, it was time to bring âSuck It And Seeâ into the mix on the Maravillas. Arriving on stage to the unmistakable sound of âYou Sexy Thingâ by Hot Chocolate, the band played a catalogue of hits including âBrianstormâ, âThe View From The Afternoonâ and âI Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloorâ as well as new tracks including âDonât Sit Down Cos Iâve Moved Your Chairâ and âThe Hellcat Spangled Shalalalaâ. A vibrant and sometimes brooding atmosphere, coupled with chanting of well-known, quasi-misogynist lyrics such as âoh, you know nothing, but Iâll still take you home!â and some RIP-to-romance numbers like â505â (for Alexa?) combined to make an exciting set.
What A Scummy Man: Jk Benicassim loved Alex and his Lego-esque hairdo
Stuggling to stay awake during Primal Screamâs âScreamadelicaâ is a bit like passing out on your own birthday, but unfortunately that was this writerâs fate (do excuse the crap analogy, it was more like passing out on Christmas and being poked in the eyes by stray pine needles). By the time that Bobby Gillespie and co. took to the stage at an ungodly hour to bring us classics like âMovinâ On Upâ and âCome Togetherâ, I may or may not have been sitting on the ground, craning my neck like some kind of wounded giraffe. A treat for fans of the Scream boys/Denise Johnson but it was the inclusion of âCountry Girlâ (from 2006’s Riot City Blues) that brought the set from a retrospective to a collection of modern classics; ultimately it was an epic celebration of the bandâs work since their rise to fame/notoriety circa 1991.
Fresh from Kate Moss' star-studded nuptials, Bobby Gillespie goes back to the day job as he poses backstage at FIB (image copyright of Fiberfib)
After the kitsch kerfuffle caused by Fake Bloodâs (the Brit DJ best known for âI Think I Like Itâ) set on the Fiberfib.com stage, it was time for bed (how he managed to mix in tacky house classic ‘Get Down’ by Paul Johnson into his most aforesaid hit I have no idea). After that, I have clear memories of losing my torch and the girl in the tent next to us insisted on talking as though she was devising a parody of âHomecomingâ by The Teenagers for half of the night.
Domingo/Sunday
Officially burnt, I skipped the sun in favour of reading the official festival programme under a parasol. It was a pretty interesting programme too â a bilingual booklet full of interviews and info on the acts. Shame I hadnât read it on the first dayâŚ
Professor Green took the festival by storm, playing all of his singles with the kind of gusto I haven’t seen him deploy in the daytime. Predictably, everyone besides the most diehard INXS fans went wild for ‘I Need You Tonight’, and the reaction to ‘Jungle’ was huge (two girls in particular, seemingly dressed as spandex cowgirls from the future, complete with Cher Lloyd-style baseball caps and fairylights adorning their jackets appeared to be having some kind of religious expeience). Pro even seamlessly slipped in a cheeky Chase and Status sample (‘Eastern Jam’) on the aforementioned track, turning his ‘Norf Lundun’ sound up to 11. My personal highlight, however, was the plug shout out to Radio 1 before ‘Just Be Good To Green’. Keeping it real (and tethered to the BBC) has never been easier.
Portishead played the Maravillas at 11pm, providing one of the most haunting experiences of the festival. On a darkened stage, surrounded by screens showing the surreal animated videos commissioned for their music, the band played a set which was both uplifting and heartwrenching. Currently staging a comeback, they opened with âSilenceâ, perfect for the festival due to its spoken Spanish first verse. This was followed by a veritable âbest-ofâ including Mysterons, Sour Times and Glory Box. Beth Gibbons gave an inimitable vocal performance throughout, despite the somewhat âearlyâ set time.
(Apologies for sound quality – not my upload)
Closing the festival were Arcade Fire, who played a breathtaking
(just breathing out)
set. The Canadian septet provided the Win-ning (sorry) end to the festivities, reprising hits from across their career. Faster tunes like âReady To Startâ and ‘Keep The Car Running’ were perfect for high energy dancing, with more mellow ones like âThe Suburbsâ providing a chance to cool off and just sway. The generous group even took the opportunity to raise some funds for (singer Regineâs crisis-stricken home country) Haiti during the show. A two-part encore comprising arena-worthy âWake Upâ and tearjeaker âSprawl IIâ was also well received. Whilst this writer canât speak for all present, I felt invigorated with hope for all mankind, and imbued with peace and love. Sponsored by Heineken.
– My verdict: Go amigo! The upbeat Spanish affair gets a stellar 4/5.
What did I miss?
Anna Calvi – does listening to ‘Suzanne and I’ on the plane count? Kate Bush 2.0 would have been a magical addition to my weekend.
Art Brut – added to the bill at the nth hour, Art Brut weren’t even in the programme. Clumsier than The Libertines and cuter than Pulp (see: stalky ‘ode to luv’ Emily Kane): if only I’d known.
Bombay Bicycle Club – heard most of their set from inside my tent. Still wish I’d been there to hear ‘The Hill’ (insert secret reason for significance here).
Beirut – and the award for the act I am most devastated about missing goes to Zach Condon and co. How can I build a time machine? Answers on a postcard (from Italy) please.
Insider tips:
– Be an earlybird: Act erm ‘pronto’ and get your 2012 ticket for ÂŁ40 off the normal price (ÂŁ125 for the 4 day event, 8 day camping included).
– Get a room: A hotel. hostel or apartment is advisable in the heat.